I would watch 24 hours straight of Christine Baranski saying, “They don't make tassels like that anymore.” Welcome back to Future History on Landline, where I ask what our pop culture will tell future historians about us. This week: Season 4, Episode 2 of The Gilded Age. Marian has a historically accurate crash out and follows the settlement house movement to the Lower East Side. Peggy refuses Mrs. Kirkland's widow rebrand. Agnes takes the Ladies' Home Journal to the Met, where it is a little tacky for her taste. George hires the Pinkertons, loses to Rockefeller and spirals on laudanum, while Dr. Kirkland is shut out of Bellevue as his TB patient dies among strangers. Then I zoom out to 2026: billionaire philanthropy, private power filling public gaps and the respectability politics that protect Larry, but never Marian. Plus Hillsong's Carl Lentz and Love Is Blind. Did I have Larry going into musical theater on my bingo card? I did not.
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Timestamps (estimated from the transcript's length; check against the final audio)
- 00:00 Tassels, bingo cards, and what Future History is
- 02:00 Marian and Larry: “Your life is simple”
- 05:00 Settlement houses, Jane Addams and queer reform history
- 13:00 Peggy, the Daughters of Friendship and the widow rebrand
- 21:00 Agnes, Ada, a telephone and the Ladies' Home Journal at the Met
- 28:00 Larry's bootleg Gilbert and Sullivan
- 31:00 George, the Pinkertons and Rockefeller's philanthropy defense
- 42:00 Dr. Kirkland, Bellevue and the racial history of TB
- 52:00 Future history: private power, respectability politics and Love Is Blind
Full episode transcript here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EpBxdv5mBKgbNQhjMK4R21JzsriQLWD3vzlg3iyOlNg/edit?usp=sharing
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